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A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The

little

boy finds an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He

says, "Grandpa,

I bet I can put that worm back in that hole."

The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It's

too

wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole."

The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of

hair

spray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board.

Then

he puts the worm back into the hole.

The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hair

spray, and

runs into the house. Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back

out and

hands the little boy another five dollars.

The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars."

The grandfather replies, "I know. That's from your grandma."

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lol ! :))

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very funny

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thats cute

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Yeah, kind of predictable.

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Hmmm... The picture of grandparent's 'doing it' is a bit awkward, but sh*t, that was hilarious!!!

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hmmm what can i say had the punch line with in the first 2 lines keep trying lol

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i like that one =) i give it a strong 7

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i love this , i couldn't even contain my laughter, don't u all know that some persons are at work i'm not supposed to be laughing like this!!!!

rate 10!!!

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LOL- cute

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Wife said give you a 10 on that one , she laughed and it's hard to make her laugh at any joke

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That is funny. Thanks for the laugh. Did you write it?

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LOL... here's the one that I'm sure you'll like:

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night

and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a

big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that

after dinner, she would like to go out and make love

for the first time.

* * * * * * * * *

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex

before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get

some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and

the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and

sex.

* * * * * * * * *

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many

condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family

pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he

thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

* * * * * * * * *

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents

house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm

so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

* * * * * * * * *

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table

where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly

offers to say grace and bows his head.

* * * * * * * * *

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,

with his head down.

* * * * * * * * *

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

* * * * * * * * *

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the

girlfriend leans over and whispers to the

boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

* * * * * * * *

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your

father was a pharmacist."