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Things you learn from Children

For those with No children---this is totally hysterical!

For those who already have children past this age---this is hilarious.

For those who have children this age---this is not funny.

For those who have children nearing this age---this is a warning.

For those who have not yet had children---this is birth control.

The following came from an anonymous mother in Austin, Texas:

Things I've learned from my children (honest and no kidding):

1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000-sq. ft. house four inches deep.

2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3. A 3-year old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

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brake fluid and bleach here i come

This list is funny no matter how many times I hear it.

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lol good joke what about this one

what is 10 feet long and wrapped around a *****

answer.............. a turbon

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Great! I'm very interested in what #4 was though :)

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ha ha ha funny

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LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

this is the funniest thing i have ever heard

if i could give you more than one star id give you a 100

sounds like when is my turn

Lily

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metete en el programa ares o en e-mule y pones busqueda de audio y pones the simpsons, si te sabes el capitulo es decir, temporada y capitulo. ej: t4 cap17 = 4x17

quedaria asi

the simpsons 4x17 osimplemente the simpson y si te suena el titulo pues la pillas y si no sigue buscando

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hahaha, this is hillarious, thankyou for the laugh!!! have a star!!

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That was good!

I'm actually going to try the brake fluid and clorox... Sounds fun!

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oh god, that is a very funny joke. Where did you hear all this?

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totally hysterical psml.

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that is funny!!

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hahaha very funny! loved it!

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Those were funny! I liked the ones with the washing machine especially lmfao!

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anyone else wondering if they can make a smoke bomb out of brake fluid and bleach I'm sure as hell I am

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Very funny. Star for you!

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My daughter is 2 1/2 years old and "adventurous" so this is what I have to look forward too. My husband would definitely be #25. LOL!

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oh great ive got the giggles by the way im 63 lol lol lol

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Certainly not from anon in Austin Texas,this was doing the rounds on email in London 3 years ago !

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LMAO! Those were great...looks like birth control is the best thing since slice bread..lol

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hahhaa like it

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lol

but what happened to number 4? :)

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birth control here i come!!!

holy crap a talking pig. i think this may be my new saying!

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Good ones.!!!