One day a man was driving down the road in a hot red convertable.
He was driving 15 mph when a rabbit that hopped in front of his car.
As the man swerved the rabbit swerved also and was run over.
The man got out of the car and started crying "OH-MY-GOD... OH-MY-GOD!!!!"
Just then a blonde drives up and asks him what's wrong, when he tells her she says, "Oh I can fix that."
She goes to her car, pulls out a can and sprays the rabbit with it.
It instantly comes alive and hops off, but every five feet it turns back to wave, before finally dissappearing into the forrest.
The guy is amazed and says, "how did you do that?"
The blonde just tosses him the can and drives off.
The can says "Hair Spray: Guarenteed to bring your hair back to life and create a permanent wave."
Blonde saves a rabbit.............?
lol
Blonde saves a rabbit.............?
Jesus Christ, that was dumb
Blonde saves a rabbit.............?
I think the permanent wave was unnecessary but the rest was good.
Blonde saves a rabbit.............?
"OUCH!" use a pun, go to jail.very punishing joke.
Blonde saves a rabbit.............?
omg lol that is just like the blond joke about the 2 blond that went to disney world in the sign said disney left in they both ent back home lol
Blonde saves a rabbit.............?
never mind what the others said, that is a good joke. Best told in person, not in print, but a good joke. Keep them coming...
Blonde saves a rabbit.............?
lol i like it haha nice joke
Blonde saves a rabbit.............?
That wuz so stoopid...sorry
Blonde saves a rabbit.............?
ha ha ha funny
Blonde saves a rabbit.............?
lol cute
Blonde saves a rabbit.............?
now that was a good one...I liked it
Blonde saves a rabbit.............?
LMAO!
Blonde saves a rabbit.............?
****GROAN**** happy day:)
Blonde saves a rabbit.............?
i wish she didnt spray paint the rabbit
Blonde saves a rabbit.............?
wow...lol!
Blonde saves a rabbit.............?
LMAO, that is funny...
thx for laughing
Blonde saves a rabbit.............?
maybe some blondes aren't so dumb
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